Review - The Girl Who Died

The Doctor and Clara set out to save a village of historically inaccurate Vikings in the first instalment of yet another Season 9 two-parter, The Girl Who Died.

Season 9, Episode 5 - The Girl Who Died

We open with The Doctor and Clara mid adventure TARDIS materialising in some kind of wooded grove, with The Doctor and Clara milling about outside. Soon they are surprised and captured by a band of Vikings. You can tell they are Vikings because of their ridiculous horned helmets. Making up for this little historical faux pas, however, is a glorious scene wherein The Doctor tries to threaten a Viking warrior with his Sonic Sunglasses, only to have them removed from his face and snapped in half.

Yesssssssssss!

I honestly couldn't have been happier with how that played out. I've been saying for a while now that these things needed smashing, and here it was happening before my very eyes. Wonderful.

After what we learn is a two-day longboat ride, The Doctor and Clara are brought in chains to the Viking village. The Doctor does his best to trick the Vikings into letting them go by pretending to be Odin, only to be slightly upstaged by what appears to be the real thing. The face of Odin appears in the sky looking for all the world like God in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and sets about taking the most powerful warriors to Valhalla.

Clara harnesses her oft-used kid charming skills to get young Viking girl Ashildr to use the apparently still functional remaining half of the Sonic Sunglasses to remove her chains. Unfortunately the resulting display of high technology marks them as powerful enough to warrant being transported along with the warriors.

Clara and Ashieldr barely escape as the warriors are harvested for their adrenalin and testosterone, which the fake Odin drinks as he explains his evil plan. Clara again does her Doctor impression, attempting to talk their way out of the situation and force the aliens into retreat. It all seems to be going well until Ashieldr eggs Odin on and declares war on him. He vows to return the next day with ten of his best Mire warriors and raze the town.

Upon their return, The Doctor tries to convince the Vikings to run, but for some reason they claim they can't do that. I think this was all about honour and dying well or something, but it all seemed a bit weak to me. The Doctor makes to leave, but Clara encourages him to stay and help the villagers train for the battle.

Pictured: Training

After a brief comedy training montage, The Doctor figures out a plan to take Odin and his warriors out without simultaneously making Earth a target for the rest of the Mire. Using materials from around the village, along with parts from Clara's space suit and the a recent catch of electric eels, The Doctor steals one of the warrior's helmets and reprograms it to allow Ashieldr to project an altered reality into the video feeds of the remaining Mire warriors. Seeing a giant dragon attack is enough force a retreat, leaving Odin standing alone.

The Doctor explains the dragon was merely an altered video feed, and they now have video of Odin's men running in fear from a bundle of garbage, and unless he wants the humiliation of that video appearing on space YouTube, he will leave and never return. The joy of victory is short lived as we learn Ashieldr has died providing the illusion of the dragon. The Doctor is upset and stalks off, but soon has a revelation that encourages him to find a way to save the girl.

By hijacking a piece of Mire tech, The Doctor jump-starts Ashieldr's body into repairing itself. He also leaves her with another chip to give to whomever she chooses. We find out this is because The Doctor suspects his actions have made her functionally immortal. The episode ends with a quite beautiful shot of Ashielder smiling as time wheels past, but as it goes on, she clearly becomes bitter and disillusioned.

I'm expecting a list of names here.

The overall pacing of the episode was good, and although we are left with a "To be continued," this really feels like a standalone episode. The "next time" footage doesn't really seem connected enough for me to consider it a single story, but as as The Doctor himself said, "Time will tell."

I honestly don't have any real issues with this one. It was great to see The Doctor doing some real work to achieve a solution here. The absence of TARDIS and Sonic always makes for a more entertaining episode. Speaking of which, smashing the sunglasses was a joy to behold. I'm hoping they stay smashed.

Maisie Williams was great, and I'd love for her to become a recurring character in some way. We've seen a fairly clumsy connection to the prophesy of the Hybrid that Davros mentioned in the season opener, but could she also be the Minister of War mentioned in Before The Flood? Either way, she's a good contender for the season arc.

This was not quite what I'd call a perfect episode, but it was damn close.

9/10

Can we fix it?

Not a lot to fix here. Some costume changes to the Viking warriors to make them a bit more historically accurate and therefore allow more easy suspension of disbelief would be nice. I also feel like I want to suggest cutting back on some of the comic relief during the training montage, but ultimately I think that helps break the story up a bit.

I'm not sure how the next episode will connect with this one, but it feels complete enough to me for them to not have the "to be continued" at the end. Ashieldr can still turn up in a subsequent episode without it being the same story. Depending on how the rest of the season pans out, they could even be spaced out a little rather than back to back. I'll reserve final judgement on that for later though.